For the girls who are always late, mildly unhinged, and somehow still booked and busy.
 
Our Going Nowhere Fast trucker hat is made for chaotic errands, emotional support iced coffees, avoiding responsibilities, and looking cute while accomplishing absolutely nothing. With bold pink lettering and major hot mess express energy, this one is basically a personality trait in hat form.
 
Made on a classic foam-front trucker hat with a breathable mesh back and adjustable snap closure, it’s lightweight, comfy, and perfect for throwing on when your hair isn’t cooperating... or when you’re headed nowhere in particular, but plan to do it dramatically.
 
Because sure, we may not have a plan... but we’re gonna be cute about it.
 
Want a different color combo or a custom word instead? Email us at info@artsandcraftsandcocktails.com.